Norris, Part 1.

Well, I've got a lot to talk about, so I might as well start with one of te main "problems" in my life.

Norris.

Norris is our bus driver, though she is... is... slightly... rounder than most? She also has a phobia of windows that they may break open and kill the bus students. Well, I'll start way from the beginning.

First off, it's the beginning of the school year and we have a new bus driver. Though after two weeks, we realize we don' t even know her name. So, I come up with the name Norris. And that name stuck. And so now all the parents and everyone call her Norris, and she is our main subject to talk about at mutual.

So, Maxxie (my cousin) and I were riding the bus home, about two months after school started, being wonderful children. When I decide to tell Norris that it is my birthday today. So I go up to the front and tell her. So she asks my name. I say Tyler.

So she gets on the intercom and says, "Everyone, it's Kyle's birthday!" So everyone starts singing, wondering who the heck Kyle is. While Maxxie and I are busting our heads off laughing! Please note the KYLE, it is very important to this story.

I can tell this will take a while to tell the whole thing, so, to be continued...
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